Friday, December 28, 2007

A quote from Miami Dolphins linebacker Channing Crowder

"I couldn't find London on a map if they didn't have the names of the countries. I swear to God. I don't know what nothing is. I know Italy looks like a boot. I know (Washington Redskins linebacker) London Fletcher. We did a football camp together. So I know him. That's the closest thing I know to London. He's black, so I'm sure he's not from London. I'm sure that's a coincidental name."

Friday, December 14, 2007

The Battle is over!!!!!!!!!!!!!

After months of suffering. I'm finally free. It was a long hard battle with many unexpected obstacles, but I made it through. For a while, I decided that I would accept defeat and live under oppression. Something was awoken in me this week and I decided to fight. I called in for some reinforcements and prepared for battle. My initial attacks were quickly rebuffed. I got up again and went back into battle... armed with my secret weapon, which surprisingly, I had with me from the beginning. Even with this great weapon, I had some challenges. Unexpected attacks from the side left me blind for a while. But I overcame them in the end... and with a final click, I was running Windows XP once more!!! Vista is defeated... for now at least.